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Local Dad Grills Dinner For 60th Night In Row

For the 60th night in a row, local father of three Gerry Francis has decided to grill dinner for the family. Despite an unusually rainy season, Francis has managed to avoid the temptation of indoor cooking or restaurant dining, instead grilling meats and vegetables for the last two months straight. Francis discussed this feat, telling

  • August 13, 2019
Local Dad Grills Dinner For 60th Night In Row August 13, 2019
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Man Regifts 10-Year-Old Present To Original Giver

It was unclear who was more embarrassed when local man Tom Bismarck accidentally regifted a Cuisinart 3-speed power mixer to the original giver, Joe Gibson. Gibson had reportedly given the mixer to Tom and his wife Janet years earlier, after which it had sat unopened in the bottom left cabinet of the couple’s kitchen. “It

  • August 7, 2019
Man Regifts 10-Year-Old Present To Original Giver August 7, 2019
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Father And Adult Son Start Every Conversation Asking If Other Saw Game

Ever since his college graduation, 25-year-old Jordan Rossy has started every conversation with his father, 49-year-old James Rossy, with one of the two asking the other if they managed to “catch the game yesterday.” Depending on the season, the question could be posed about football, hockey, baseball, basketball, and once this year, the Women’s World

  • August 7, 2019
Father And Adult Son Start Every Conversation Asking If Other Saw Game August 7, 2019
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Dad Gears Up To Tell That One Joke Again

Austin, TX— To the chagrin of family and close friends alike, local father Clark Grammar was recently seen gearing up to tell that one joke again. “I got a good one for you guys,” Grammar said, directing his attention at the only two dinner guests who had not yet heard the once-funny yarn. Son Michael,

  • August 7, 2019
Dad Gears Up To Tell That One Joke Again August 7, 2019
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Allen Wrench Voted Best Tool In Box For 5th Straight Year

It was a close call this year, but once again the Allen wrench came away with the win as the best tool in local man Frank Walker’s toolbox. “Yep, it was a tough one,” Walker said, whimsically recalling the heated race. “Taking down the shelves in the shed was tough with all those stripped screws

  • July 23, 2019
Allen Wrench Voted Best Tool In Box For 5th Straight Year July 23, 2019
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