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Dad Plans To Treat Self On Father’s Day By Mowing Lawn Twice

Local father of two Richard McClellan recently announced to his family that he has decided to “treat himself” this Father’s Day by mowing the lawn twice. McClellan, who previously had gifted himself a new lawn mower for Christmas, told reporters, “I mean, if it’s my day right? And getting two lawn mows in sounds about

  • June 10, 2021
Dad Plans To Treat Self On Father’s Day By Mowing Lawn Twice June 10, 2021
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Man Shakes Father’s Day Card Yet Again, Hoping For Cash

Local father Craig Langston shook his ‘Far Side’ Father’s Day card for a third time, reportedly, hoping at least a five dollar bill would fall out. “I have to admit, it’s been a tough year. With the markets the way they are, I mean, man…” Langston told reporters. The man feigned a smile and delivered

  • June 16, 2019
Man Shakes Father’s Day Card Yet Again, Hoping For Cash June 16, 2019
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60% Of Father’s Day Expected To Be Spent Grilling

Dads everywhere are eagerly looking forward to spending the majority of Sunday grilling. While the amount of time grilling on Father’s Day will vary from dad to dad, the average shows that fathers across the nation will spend roughly 60% of their day tending the grill. While most fathers will not spend the morning grilling,

  • June 14, 2019
60% Of Father’s Day Expected To Be Spent Grilling June 14, 2019
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Local Dad Celebrates Father’s Day By Sleeping In Until 6:45

For Father’s Day, as a “gift for himself,” local dad Jerry Ackleson decided to sleep in a little while on Sunday. His family respected his wishes, and was shocked that he made it all the way until 6:45 in the morning before finally getting out of bed. “I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen

  • June 17, 2018
Local Dad Celebrates Father’s Day By Sleeping In Until 6:45 June 17, 2018
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Father’s Day Giveaway: Enter To Win A Stylish Bespoke Post Box

Just in time for Father’s Day 2018, Classic Dad is partnering with Bespoke Post to help guys mix drinks like a pro, travel in style, and groom with ultimate skill. Bespoke Post boxes are packed with seriously high-quality, seriously unique goods that add up to way more than $45 – in fact, they’re always worth

  • May 13, 2018
Father’s Day Giveaway: Enter To Win A Stylish Bespoke Post Box May 13, 2018
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