"I mean, it's got a lot of sugar and stuff, but it's just minty, and honestly I have yet to figure out a way to eat one where my hands don't get sticky."

What started out as an epic feast of savory meats, delicious sides and decadent desserts has turned into a sad state of affairs, as the only item left in the fridge is Aunt Edna's green bean casserole.

Sanders chose the Pepperoni Pizza variety for what has been deemed by many as the most depressing grocery store run of all time.

Carmen, who, it must be stressed, absolutely sucks, has asked this infuriating question to every single one of his fellow workers.

“Oh, we could totally stay on the tree all fall and winter,” one of the leaves claimed as it sat among a few thousand of its friends in the middle of your lawn. “We just really enjoy playing those head games with you,” said the yellow leaf. “It’s a coordinated thing. The first wave is