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Local Dad Receives Same Tie From All Three Sons For Father’s Day

Father’s Day got off to a rough start for Drew Pendleton, a 43-year-old from Cary, Texas, when all three of his sons purchased the exact same time as his Father’s Day gift. The tie, an understated blue with yellow stripes, was apparently on sale at the neighborhood Kohl’s, leading each son to purchase one, independently,

Local Dad Receives Same Tie From All Three Sons For Father’s Day
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Local Dad Celebrates Father’s Day By Sleeping In Until 6:45

For Father’s Day, as a “gift for himself,” local dad Jerry Ackleson decided to sleep in a little while on Sunday. His family respected his wishes, and was shocked that he made it all the way until 6:45 in the morning before finally getting out of bed. “I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen

Local Dad Celebrates Father’s Day By Sleeping In Until 6:45
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Dad Buys Fireworks From “Don’t Worry About It, I Know A Guy”

With the Fourth of July just around the corner, local dad and pyrotechnics aficionado Robert Francis has purchased an impressive array of fireworks from a “reputable” seller who Francis has identified as, “Don’t worry about it, I know a guy.” Francis, who lives in Illinois, which highly regulates the sale of fireworks, but also borders

Dad Buys Fireworks From “Don’t Worry About It, I Know A Guy”
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Dad’s Farmer’s Tan Going to Be Pretty Epic This Year

According to sources familiar with the situation, Richard Benson, a 43-year-old father-of-two from Tallahassee, is on pace to have a “pretty epic” farmer’s tan by the end of the summer. Benson, who has been doing a lot of gardening and lawn work this spring, appears to already have a mid-August level of farmer’s tan, with

Dad’s Farmer’s Tan Going to Be Pretty Epic This Year
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Dad Spends Entire Afternoon Trying Download Song On iPhone

Jeremy Cope, a 53-year-old father-of-two in New Haven, Connecticut, reportedly spent an entire afternoon unsuccessfully trying to add a song he downloaded to his iPhone from his desktop computer. “No, I see the iPhone thing on the iTunes, I just don’t know how to tell the phone to take the new song,” Cope was overheard

Dad Spends Entire Afternoon Trying Download Song On iPhone