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Man Decides 13 Pizza Bagels Count As Dinner

"Well, at first I just felt like snacking on some pizza bagels. But after nuking a few batches, I started feeling a little full."

  • February 18, 2021
Man Decides 13 Pizza Bagels Count As Dinner February 18, 2021
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Dad Only Plans To Slam 10 Beers During Super Bowl

With Super Bowl Sunday finally here, local dad Steven Algiers has announced he plans on only slamming back “10, maybe 11” beers during the game. “I know, only 10 beers? On Super Bowl Sunday? But, I’ll admit, I went a little overboard last year, so I figured I’d take it easy this time around,” Algiers

  • February 5, 2021
Dad Only Plans To Slam 10 Beers During Super Bowl February 5, 2021
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Wife Instantly Regrets Sending Husband To Costco

Shortly after she asked her husband to stop by Costco to pick up paper towels, Margaret Benson of suburban Chicago began to panic. “This was a mistake. He’s been gone way too long,” she muttered to herself before texting her husband John. “I knew I should have gone myself.” Moments later, John sent back a

  • February 5, 2021
Wife Instantly Regrets Sending Husband To Costco February 5, 2021
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Man Has 6 Different Kinds Of Mustard In Fridge

Despite the incredible volume of mustard in his home, Tyson admitted that he's pretty sure the last time he's actually purchased any mustard was, "Probably two years ago."

  • February 1, 2021
Man Has 6 Different Kinds Of Mustard In Fridge February 1, 2021
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Dad Wonders If This Is Last Super Bowl He’ll Spend With Favorite Recliner

Gary Benson of rural Michigan recently became nostalgic when contemplating whether this Super Bowl would be his last with his gray, pleather recliner. The two have been watching the big game together since 2009. “We’ve had some good times together,” said Benson, resting his Coors Light on the armrest. “Talk about a great run. We’ve

  • January 28, 2021
Dad Wonders If This Is Last Super Bowl He’ll Spend With Favorite Recliner January 28, 2021
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