After several months without a haircut, 32-year-old Henry Johnson decided he would try to “clean up” his appearance by cutting his own hair in front of his bathroom mirror. Naturally, it went about as successfully as you’d expect. “Yeah, this was…this was not a good idea,” Johnson admitted while showcasing his hair which is somehow

While entering his third month of stay-at-home self-quarantine, 34-year-old Kyle Richardson has found comfort from the most surprising source—a corporation. “You know, I was feeling pretty anxious and overwrought,” Richardson explained to reporters over Zoom. “I think a lot of us are feeling like that. But then, a commercial came on telling me that a

As spring has finally arrived, and with most Americans spending much of their time at home, local dad Aaron Francis has already mowed his lawn five times this week. “Well, first I mowed it because I hadn’t mowed for a bit, and it was a nice day,” Francis told reporters. “The second time, I realized

After spending the last six weeks adhering to shelter-in-place guidelines, 34-year-old Chicago resident Jim Godfrey has announced that he’s officially seen every movie that exists on Netflix. “I didn’t think it was possible,” Godfrey told reporters over Zoom. “But then again I didn’t think it would be possible to stay inside for two months straight.