Local father of two Richard McClellan recently announced to his family that he has decided to “treat himself” this Father’s Day by mowing the lawn twice. McClellan, who previously had gifted himself a new lawn mower for Christmas, told reporters, “I mean, if it’s my day right? And getting two lawn mows in sounds about
"Yeah, I know I already had a few pairs, but these ones were blue, which I felt could go with some shirts I have," Billings said about the purchase.
When asked how he felt delivering the pun, Branson enthusiastically replied, "You know, I think I nailed it. It's just like riding a bike."
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34-year-old Richard Sanders is currently wondering why his 1-year-old computer, which has 32 different tabs open, including three YouTube videos, Netflix, Hulu and Twitter, is running so slow.
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