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Dad Just Itching For Chance To Use Snow Blower

"So far, we've just got some dusting here and there, nothing needing anything more heavy duty than a shovel. But man, the moment we get more than just a few inches, I can't wait to bring that bad boy out."

Dad Just Itching For Chance To Use Snow Blower
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Dad Resolves To Spend More Time With Table Saw Next Year

2020 was a year full of regret for local dad Ken Benson, who didn’t spend nearly enough time working on projects in the garage. According to the 45-year-old insurance salesman, time was limited. Between monitoring his kids on their school Zoom calls, working from home, and various chores around the house, he was only able

Dad Resolves To Spend More Time With Table Saw Next Year
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National Dad Council Names ‘Die Hard’ Best Christmas Movie Ever

"We had some half-hearted discussions around A Christmas Story and Home Alone, but at the end of the day, the choice was clear," said Nick Benson, a spokesman for the country's most prestigious association of dads.

National Dad Council Names ‘Die Hard’ Best Christmas Movie Ever
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Dad Just Casually Wearing Santa Suit Around House

"Yeah, it's been kind of festive, but kind of weird," Fulton's 15-year-old son Aaron told reporters. "Like, it's not as if he's playing the part. He's going by 'dad' and everything. He's just walking around in the suit, like it's a normal thing."

Dad Just Casually Wearing Santa Suit Around House
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New Study Confirms Money Does Not Grow On Trees

Dads across the country have been vindicated by a new scientific study finding no evidence of money growing on trees or shrubbery of any kind. “We’ve been saying it for years, but did our kids listen?” asked local dad Peter Benton. “Of course they didn’t. Well, now everybody knows what we’ve known all along: money

New Study Confirms Money Does Not Grow On Trees