Ray Benson of Milwaukee, Wisconsin sent his daughter Kelly to her room without dinner last night after the 14-year-old asked for a “pumpkin spice steak.” According to Benson, he just wanted to know if she preferred her steak rare or medium rare, but the teen instead requested pumpkin spice flavor. “I don’t care what you
According to a recent report just released to the public, your dad isn’t upset that you lost the championship game for your Little League baseball team, he’s just disappointed because you really weren’t showing a lot of hustle out there. The report indicated that, though winning would have been nice, winning isn’t everything, it’s how
John Sharp, a 42-year-old father of three from Asheville, North Carolina, has announced that he’s purchased “all the supplies needed” for an upcoming 12-hour road trip after acquiring a full three pounds of black licorice from a neighborhood Costco. “Yup, I’ve got everything packed,” Sharp told his family. “Phone charger? Check. Maps? You bet. Rocking
Frank Jones isn’t much of a gamer, but even he has become obsessed with Fortnite Battle Royale after learning players can build items. “Dude, this game has schematics!” Jones exclaimed. “I mean, look at this. I’ve got my adhesive resin, nuts ‘n bolts and batteries. This is like the best game ever.” Johnson, 38, has
Despite not having completed his chores yet for this week, 12-year-old Bobby Benson recently asked his dad for next week’s payment in advance. “Look, that new megashark movie is coming out and all my friends are going to see it,” explained the 7th grader to his father. “I wouldn’t be asking if it wasn’t important.