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Man Decides 13 Pizza Bagels Count As Dinner
"Well, at first I just felt like snacking on some pizza bagels. But after nuking a few batches, I started feeling a little full."
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Dad Offended When Asked If He Needed Help At Hardware Store
"I kept it together, because I know it was just a mistake, but I have to say, I was this close to snapping at the poor kid," Harold told reporters.
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Dad Plans To Treat Self On Father’s Day By Mowing Lawn Twice
Local father of two Richard McClellan recently announced to his family that he has decided to “treat himself” this Father’s Day by mowing the lawn twice. McClellan, who previously had gifted himself a new lawn mower for Christmas, told reporters, “I mean, if it’s my day right? And getting two lawn mows in sounds about
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Man Buys Fifth Pair Of New Balances
"Yeah, I know I already had a few pairs, but these ones were blue, which I felt could go with some shirts I have," Billings said about the purchase.
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Dad Makes First Bad Pun To Waitress In Over A Year
When asked how he felt delivering the pun, Branson enthusiastically replied, "You know, I think I nailed it. It's just like riding a bike."