"Oh yeah, I love that song. You know, 'Harry Truman Happy Day, Something Something Johnny Day, mmhmmh mmnhm JOE DIMAGGIO.' I got it locked down."
34-year-old Richard Sanders is currently wondering why his 1-year-old computer, which has 32 different tabs open, including three YouTube videos, Netflix, Hulu and Twitter, is running so slow.
"Listen, I've got a pretty good handle of things using my right hand," Andrews told reporters. "But I figured, what if my left hand starts getting cold from the beer I'm holding?"
"I kept it together, because I know it was just a mistake, but I have to say, I was this close to snapping at the poor kid," Harold told reporters.
"Well, at first I just felt like snacking on some pizza bagels. But after nuking a few batches, I started feeling a little full."