In an attempt to resonate with the modern dad, Apple has announced the launch of a new, exciting addition to their line of smartphones. After years of research. they have developed the iDadPhone, which is just a Razr flip phone painted white with an Apple logo on it. Apple CEO Tim Cook heralded the iDadPhone,
Shattering the previous world record by nearly two full hours, 48-year-old father-of-three Johnathan Fielder shocked dads everywhere by completing a trip to the hardware store in only three hours. Fielder’s shopping expedition, which involved $70 of purchases and an hour and a half of “talking shop” with the cashier, shocked many, especially his wife Karen.
Austin, Texas — At first glance, 43-year-old father of four and avid lawn enthusiast Bob Jensen might look like your average guy, but the Texas native made history Thursday afternoon when he became the first dad ever to purchase non-white sneakers. “Obviously I went to the store planning to pick up my 23rd straight pair
In a new study of internet patterns, it has been revealed that of all the users of the online mapping service Mapquest, 98% are stubborn dads who refuse to try anything else. According to the report, the average Mapquest user has two children, has been using Mapquest since the late 90s, and insists that it’s
Explaining at every possible opportunity that his eyes just don’t work like they used to, 41-year-old father-of-three Brian Harkley has started carrying a small magnifying glass in his wallet, primarily to help him decipher restaurant checks. Harkley refuses to consider bifocal lenses, which he considers “for old men,” and instead swears by his miniature magnifying