"Well, at first I just felt like snacking on some pizza bagels. But after nuking a few batches, I started feeling a little full."

With Super Bowl Sunday finally here, local dad Steven Algiers has announced he plans on only slamming back “10, maybe 11” beers during the game. “I know, only 10 beers? On Super Bowl Sunday? But, I’ll admit, I went a little overboard last year, so I figured I’d take it easy this time around,” Algiers

Shortly after she asked her husband to stop by Costco to pick up paper towels, Margaret Benson of suburban Chicago began to panic. “This was a mistake. He’s been gone way too long,” she muttered to herself before texting her husband John. “I knew I should have gone myself.” Moments later, John sent back a

Despite the incredible volume of mustard in his home, Tyson admitted that he's pretty sure the last time he's actually purchased any mustard was, "Probably two years ago."