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Dad Winks As He Promises Not To Eat Candy Meant For Trick-Or-Treaters

After his wife purchased roughly 20 pounds worth of candy for the express purpose of handing it out to trick-or-treaters, father-of-two Harold Atkins promised that he would not eat any of the candy unless there were leftovers after Halloween. He emphasized this point by winking in a very exaggerated fashion. When accused by his wife

Dad Winks As He Promises Not To Eat Candy Meant For Trick-Or-Treaters
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Dad Still Thinks Teens Are Listening To Backstreet Boys

In news that continues to baffle his family, local dad Greg Butler is so out of date with today’s Top 40 music that he still thinks teenagers listen exclusively to boy bands — the Backstreet Boys specifically. Despite the fact that the band has not had a number one song since 1999, Butler is convinced

Dad Still Thinks Teens Are Listening To Backstreet Boys
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Neighborhood In Turmoil After Dad Uses The Term “Woke”

Residents of New Bern, North Carolina were in turmoil today after neighborhood dad, Richard Spears, was overheard using the term “woke” in a conversation. Spears, who is 54 and had to look up the term on urbandictionary.com last week, sent shockwaves through the community when he was heard saying, “Of course I know who Cardi

Neighborhood In Turmoil After Dad Uses The Term “Woke”
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Dad Surprises Family By Taking Them To TGI Friday’s On A Wednesday

After promising a “treat” to his Long Island family, local father Frank Johnson surprised them with a Wednesday trip to TGI Friday’s. “Honey, kids, look! We’re going to Friday’s! On a Wednesday! Isn’t that crazy?” The trip was a surprise, both in the dad-joke friendly day of choice, as well as the fact that the

Dad Surprises Family By Taking Them To TGI Friday’s On A Wednesday
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Dad Refers To T-Bone Steak As Light Snack

Reports indicate that local dad Gary Scoville has briefly fired up his grill with a single steak at 3:30 in the afternoon to cook up what he is referring to as a “light snack before dinner.” “It’s nothing much, just a little something to tide me over,” Scoville said while salting and peppering his steak

Dad Refers To T-Bone Steak As Light Snack