When Robert Johnson casually asked his coworkers where to find the best pizza in town, impressively incorrect man Alex Sanders was the first to vocally be wrong about his pizza selection. Sanders, who legitimately thinks that Burger King fries taste better than McDonald’s fries, and insists that Star Wars Episode III is criminally underrated and might
Jennifer Braden, a 19-year-old sophomore home for the weekend from Akron University, was mortified recently as she walked in on her father, 43-year-old Scott Braden, using her phone to swipe through potential Bumble matches. “My dad asked to use my phone to take a picture, because mine has a better camera,” a visibly shaken Braden
Completely unaware of the fact he no longer looks, dresses or acts in a way anybody would deem “cool,” 48-year-old man Mark Gleason recently proclaimed how “with it” he still is. “Dude, this shirt is totally cool,” he said, regarding his flannel button-down from The Gap’s 2011 collection. “I’m like some kind of lumberjack hipster.”
During their semi-annual Dad Tribunal, a majority of the nation’s dads agreed: You can’t fix stupid. “Look, you can fix just about anything with the right set of tools,” said spokesdad Ken Benton. “Unfortunately, the one thing you can’t fix is stupid.” Stupid comes in many forms, claims the group of fathers. “Maybe you want
The Johnson family of suburban Detroit is bracing for a surge in their utilities this month, after Henry Johnson installed enough Christmas lights to his house to account for an estimated 800% increase in electricity usage for December. Johnson’s display, which features thousands of lights and dozens of moving figures, is his most extensive use
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