It was going to be a normal day for local dad Brent Benson. Then he spotted a leaky pipe under the sink in the upstairs bathroom, and that changed everything. “Oh it’s on now,” Benson muttered to himself as he immediately went to the garage to fetch his tools. Benson’s family has seen this before.
Residents of Akron, Ohio have announced that they believe they have discovered the heretofore secret grilling marinade of local dad, Trent Johnson. Johnson, who brags about his marinade at every barbecue he attends, has so far refused to verify the recipe, but reports indicate that it consists entirely of melted butter and a “butt load”
Mike Shremp, a 48-year-old father of three, has announced that for the following few weeks, he will be going on a diet. His diet, which he calls the “Dad Diet,” involves eating the same foods, and spending the same amount of time on the recliner. In fact, the only calorie-cutting measure Shremp aims to take
With spring in full swing and summer just around the corner, dads across the nation have announced the beginning of Hammock Season. Hammock Season, which typically runs from May until September, is largely believed to be one of the most important seasons for dads, along with Sandals With Socks Season, Watching the Thermostat Season, and,
While attending a younger neighbor’s barbecue, local dad Frank Tumbell, 53, wowed onlookers by proving that, despite his age, he can still crush it at beer pong. Tumbell, who reluctantly joined a team whose partner had just left the party, ended up making seven of the ten cups on his own, including a bounce and