Donald Freeland, a customer at a local bistro, has been overheard sarcastically asking the waitstaff if “they had to find the cow” after waiting 15 minutes for his steak, solidifying his position as being the most hated patron in the restaurant by the entire staff. “Did you have to slaughter it, too? Ha ha, get
With Valentine’s Day a little over a month away, local dad Gary Andrews is making sure to proactively begin preparations to totally forget about it. Andrews apparently plans to get a head start on totally blanking about Valentine’s Day until it’s far too late, after several years of waiting until the last minute to do
Now that Christmas has come and gone, local man Jeremy Sanders, 36, is currently figuring out when, exactly, he should throw away his tree. Sanders, who purchases a tree for his house in late November, is still not entirely sure on the proper rules of tree disposal, and has found conflicting advice from internet searches.
Unlike Thanksgiving, dinner doesn’t serve as the primary showstopper of Christmas. Obviously, people will remember the presents before the meal, with it being Christmas and all, but that doesn’t mean a hearty, Christmas dinner isn’t one of the best parts of the holiday. And no matter what your main dish might be, from roast beef
35-year-old Gary Ronson has announced this year that he is “pretty sure” he knows the first six words to the Christmas song “Silent Night.” Ronson, who said he spent the past month going over the lyrics to really nail the opening of the classic carol, even went as far as to sing the first few
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