The Academy Awards are just a few weeks away, and despite some snubs, it’s shaping up to be one of the most unpredictable and wild Oscars ceremony in years. So who will take away the biggest prizes of the night? We have no idea, but we’re going to boldly and brazenly predict the winners anyway,
Multiple reports out of Whitefish, Wisconsin indicate that Lance Binsky’s neighbor has recently purchased an electric lawn mower, much to the disgust of the 43-year-old resident. “I mean, an electric lawnmower? Can you believe it? It’s like he has no sense of pride at all,” Binsky was heard complaining. “Look at it, it’s got a
According to his teenage children, local dad Jonathan Sanders has recently been using the word “lit” in conversation at an alarming rate. This is proving to be doubly frustrating as it has become apparent that Sanders has absolutely know idea what the word means. “Hey kids, keeping it lit up today?” Sanders was recently heard
Dads and fans of weird-but-probably-tasty food mashups everywhere, rejoice! KFC, the chain that never shies away from asking the tough questions such as, “What if bread was made out of fried chicken?” has come through with the next phase of food we didn’t know we needed until this very moment. Behold! The Cheetos Sandwich! What
Ever since receiving a brand new Amazon Echo as a Christmas present, local man John Wogman, 31, has been deeply suspicious of the device, despite setting it up in his living room. “Yeah, I mean, I guess it’s pretty useful and stuff,” Wogman explained. “Like, it can tell me the weather outside, and set timers.