With Valentine’s Day a little over a month away, local dad Gary Andrews is making sure to proactively begin preparations to totally forget about it. Andrews apparently plans to get a head start on totally blanking about Valentine’s Day until it’s far too late, after several years of waiting until the last minute to do so.
“I figure, I know I’m going to forget about Valentine’s Day, but at least this year I’m going to start planning the forgetting a bit sooner. It’s the thought behind the thoughtlessness that counts, you know?”
When asked if his preparations will in any way matter when he forgets the holiday, his wife responded by rolling her eyes and sighing heavily.