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Local Dad Pretty Sure Valentine’s Day Still Weeks Away

Lawrence, Kansas native Bill Benson isn’t worried about getting his wife a Valentine’s Day gift yet, as he believes the holiday is still weeks away. “I’ll worry about it over the weekend or maybe next week sometime,” he said Monday morning, not realizing he had less than four days to make up for last year’s

  • February 11, 2019
Local Dad Pretty Sure Valentine’s Day Still Weeks Away February 11, 2019
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Local Dad Already Preparing To Forget Valentine’s Day

With Valentine’s Day a little over a month away, local dad Gary Andrews is making sure to proactively begin preparations to totally forget about it. Andrews apparently plans to get a head start on totally blanking about Valentine’s Day until it’s far too late, after several years of waiting until the last minute to do

  • January 7, 2019
Local Dad Already Preparing To Forget Valentine’s Day January 7, 2019
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Dad Buys Chocolates To Forget To Give Wife On Valentine’s Day

Promising to avoid disaster like previous years, 45-year-old father-of-two Andrew Anderson has preemptively purchased a box of chocolates, setting it aside so that he can give it to his wife, Stacy, on Valentine’s Day, which he will inevitably forget about on February 14th. The chocolates, which he made sure included his wife’s favorites, were a

  • February 6, 2018
Dad Buys Chocolates To Forget To Give Wife On Valentine’s Day February 6, 2018
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Valentine’s Day Gift Fails (Dad Edition)

Alright Dads, Valentine’s Day is upon us. Now for new couples whose love hasn’t seen more than one Olympic season, this probably isn’t a big deal, because Valentine’s Day is still being made into a big deal. New couples make the elaborate gestures and grandstand, but what about the man that has a road-tested relationship?

  • February 2, 2017
Valentine’s Day Gift Fails (Dad Edition) February 2, 2017
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