With insider information so inside you’ll wonder if we have Adam Schefter’s phone bugged and spies planted in those blue sideline triage tents, here are the top picks of the week.
DON’T EVEN THINK OF BETTING ‘EM
THE MAN WHO NEEDS 12 BEERS THE MOST
Matt Patricia, Lions. The first-year head coach is already 0-2 and about to face his old boss. You can’t hide behind a big, thick beard, but you can drink a lot of beer and wipe up any beer and tears you spill on the bar with that beard. And after this game, there will be much to cry about for Mr. Patricia.
THE BO JACKSON TECMO BOWL FANTASY FOOTBALL PICK OF THE WEEK
Get this guy on one of those daily fantasy sites and he’ll single-handedly win you a mint: Dalvin Cook, RB, Minnesota Vikings. The 2nd year back is off to a slow start to the season, but the Buffalo Bill front 7 looks softer than a single ply roll of toilet paper that fell in the bathtub.