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Local Dad “Generously” Tips 15% At Applebee’s

Citing an evening of “excellent” service, Andrew Sullivan, a 49-year-old father of three has decided to outdo himself by leaving his Applebee’s waitress a “very generous” 15% tip. Sullivan cited the waitress’ politeness, upbeat attitude, and the high quality of his mozzarella sticks appetizer as reasons for him giving a little extra at the end

Local Dad “Generously” Tips 15% At Applebee’s
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Man Insists On Referring To 1990s As “Back In My Day”

According to friends and family members, soon after the birth of his daughter, 34-year-old first-time father Henry Vanderhill has begun referring to events that occurred in the 1990s as, “Back in my day.” “It’s kind of jarring, because he’s talking about how ‘different’ things were ‘back in my day’ but he’s talking about, like, his

Man Insists On Referring To 1990s As “Back In My Day”
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Dad Calls Emergency Family Meeting About Dripping Faucet

Citing this month’s “outrageous water bill,” Oklahoma City dad Travis Benson recently gathered his family in the living for a 30-minute discussion about the importance of fully turning off the bathroom sink. “When you guys pay the bills, you can leave the faucet running all you want,” Benson told his teenage sons. “But until then,

Dad Calls Emergency Family Meeting About Dripping Faucet
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Man Plans To Lose Weight Using “All Jerky” Diet

Referring to its high-protein and low-caloric content, beef jerky will be the staple of 39-year-old Peoria, Illinois resident Jonathan Branch’s new diet, which he claims will help him lose “at least 15 pounds.” “Most diets have you eating fruit, or vegetables, and I don’t want any part of that. But then one day I was

Man Plans To Lose Weight Using “All Jerky” Diet
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Rebel Dad Smuggles His Own Popcorn Into Movie Theater

Citing the “outrageous” prices of concessions at movie theaters, Derek Franklin has decided to smuggle his own “homemade” microwaved popcorn into a screening of Ant-Man and The Wasp. Franklin defended the move, which involved stuffing the cargo pockets of his shorts with as much popcorn as he could. “Listen, this was my first time doing

Rebel Dad Smuggles His Own Popcorn Into Movie Theater