New Balance has sent shockwaves throughout the dad community with the recent announcement of their release of 990v4 sneaker, which comes in a “slightly-off-white” color, as opposed to the standard, dad-approved white sneakers. “I can’t believe what I’m seeing!” one local dad was overheard exclaiming. “What’s that shade on there? These can’t be new shoes,

Shortly after catching his 14-year-old son trying to steal a beer from his fridge and grounding him for the next week, 43-year-old father Kevin Patch admitted to several friends that he was secretly proud of his son’s attempt. “I mean, obviously, he’s in deep trouble. Obviously. He’s way too young to be drinking beer, and

With temperatures rising up to the high-80s in much of the Midwest, Indianapolis dad Gerald Antony has finally caved in and decided to install the window air conditioning units into his four bedroom home. Antony, who refuses to invest in central air, calling it a “scam,” spent most of the afternoon going down to his

After years of attending his hometown’s local July 4th fireworks display, local dad Johnathan Franklin insists that he could do a “much better job” on his own. “Listen, the fireworks they do are fine. But that’s the thing, they’re just fine. I think they could be great. Honestly, if they gave me, like, two grand,

In preparation of meeting his 17-year-old daughter’s new boyfriend for the first time, local dad Brent Frances has prepared an exhaustive list of 30 questions. This marks the first time Frances will meet a boy dating his daughter, and he has made sure to be prepared. Frances plans on asking basic questions, such as the