After years of attending his hometown’s local July 4th fireworks display, local dad Johnathan Franklin insists that he could do a “much better job” on his own.
“Listen, the fireworks they do are fine. But that’s the thing, they’re just fine. I think they could be great. Honestly, if they gave me, like, two grand, I could really blow the town away.”
Franklin has no real experience with professional-grade fireworks, outside of shooting off illegal fireworks in his backyard most Independence Days, though he insists that he “knows a guy” who could hook him up with “the good stuff.”