Shortly after catching his 14-year-old son trying to steal a beer from his fridge and grounding him for the next week, 43-year-old father Kevin Patch admitted to several friends that he was secretly proud of his son’s attempt.
“I mean, obviously, he’s in deep trouble. Obviously. He’s way too young to be drinking beer, and to be stealing my beer? Well, we can’t be having that,” he stated before adding, “Though, you gotta give the little sneak some credit. Takes balls to do that, that’s for sure.”
While Patch was able to laugh off his son’s attempt at beer theft, he proved much less kind when he discovered that some of his bourbon had been drunk and replaced largely with water.