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Dad Still Going To Same Barber He Used In High School

According to local sources, local father of three Bill Mitkins still gets his hair cut monthly by the same barber he went to in high school. The barber, Curt, confirmed that he has been cutting Mitkins’ hair for over 30 years, with the exception of his college years. Mitkins, who’s had the same hair style

  • August 20, 2019
Dad Still Going To Same Barber He Used In High School August 20, 2019
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Local Dad Grills Dinner For 60th Night In Row

For the 60th night in a row, local father of three Gerry Francis has decided to grill dinner for the family. Despite an unusually rainy season, Francis has managed to avoid the temptation of indoor cooking or restaurant dining, instead grilling meats and vegetables for the last two months straight. Francis discussed this feat, telling

  • August 13, 2019
Local Dad Grills Dinner For 60th Night In Row August 13, 2019
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Father And Adult Son Start Every Conversation Asking If Other Saw Game

Ever since his college graduation, 25-year-old Jordan Rossy has started every conversation with his father, 49-year-old James Rossy, with one of the two asking the other if they managed to “catch the game yesterday.” Depending on the season, the question could be posed about football, hockey, baseball, basketball, and once this year, the Women’s World

  • August 7, 2019
Father And Adult Son Start Every Conversation Asking If Other Saw Game August 7, 2019
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Dad Uses Heat Wave As Excuse To Walk Around House In Tighty-Whities

With record temperatures throughout the nation this summer, one local dad has used the triple-digit temps as an excuse to walk around the house wearing only a pair of white briefs and nothing else. Josh Gandon, 45, has managed to avoid wearing any pants or shirts around the house for the last few weeks, pointing

  • July 23, 2019
Dad Uses Heat Wave As Excuse To Walk Around House In Tighty-Whities July 23, 2019
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Dad Who Just Discovered Uber Won’t Stop Talking About It

Ever since downloading the popular ride share app Uber and using it for the first time, local dad Eric Randerson has refused to stop talking about the service used by millions daily. “Have you guys ever tried this Uber?” Randerson was overhead telling several coworkers who have been using Uber and Lyft for years. “It’s

  • July 17, 2019
Dad Who Just Discovered Uber Won’t Stop Talking About It July 17, 2019
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