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Local Dad Has Had It Up To Here With Your Shenanigans

Sources confirm that, after a three-hour car trip filled with constant bickering from his three sons, local dad Bruce Mandlin has “had it up to here” with his children’s shenanigans. “Listen here, mister!” a clearly spent Mandlin was heard exclaiming. “If I hear any more ruckus back there, so help me!” While most agree that

  • January 8, 2020
Local Dad Has Had It Up To Here With Your Shenanigans January 8, 2020
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Dad’s Bowling Game Really Gets Going After 4th Beer

43-year-old Bradley Fender of Cleveland, Ohio really reaches the apex of his bowling game at or around the fourth beer of the night. According to himself, anyway. “The first couple of beers are when I really start to warm my game up, but I’d say it’s around the end of beer three, start of beer

  • January 3, 2020
Dad’s Bowling Game Really Gets Going After 4th Beer January 3, 2020
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Dad Planning To Stay Up All The Way To 12:05 On NYE

In order to give 2019 a proper sendoff, local dad John Frazen has decided to go the extra mile and stay up all the way to five minutes past midnight. Frazen, who normally goes to bed before 10 p.m. in order to get up without an alarm at 4:30 a.m., has decided that he’s going

  • December 19, 2019
Dad Planning To Stay Up All The Way To 12:05 On NYE December 19, 2019
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Local Dad Keeps Half-Empty Whiskey Bottle By His Santa Suit

While Berger stresses that he enjoys the look of holiday wonderment on his children's faces, he added that the suit smells, the beard itches, and the swig of whiskey does wonders to hide both those facts.

  • December 13, 2019
Local Dad Keeps Half-Empty Whiskey Bottle By His Santa Suit December 13, 2019
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The 2019 Classic Dad Holiday Gift Guide

It's time to talk holiday gifts for dad and the rest of the family. Let's do this!

  • December 6, 2019
The 2019 Classic Dad Holiday Gift Guide December 6, 2019
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