Dad’s Bowling Game Really Gets Going After 4th Beer

January 3, 2020

43-year-old Bradley Fender of Cleveland, Ohio really reaches the apex of his bowling game at or around the fourth beer of the night.

According to himself, anyway.

“The first couple of beers are when I really start to warm my game up, but I’d say it’s around the end of beer three, start of beer four, when I really get in the zone,” Fender claimed, adding that he tries to reach that point by the third frame of his first game or so.

“Once I’m on beer four, my game really gets going,” he said. “Though normally I tend to still bowl pretty well after beers five, six and seven.”

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