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Nation’s Dads Definitely Haven’t Figured Out Zoom Yet

After over a week of shelter-in-place orders across much of the country, dads nationwide have still yet to figure out how to properly use the video chat app, Zoom. “Hello, are, can you hear me?” 51-year-old father-of-three Richard Sprite asked reporters. “I, it says here that I can put a background, do I look like

  • April 1, 2020
Nation’s Dads Definitely Haven’t Figured Out Zoom Yet April 1, 2020
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Man Hasn’t Put On Pants In 11 Days

John Frinkley, a 29-year-old data analyst from Brooklyn, recently announced he has not put on pants in the past 11 days, due to his mandate to work from home and appropriately shelter-in-place. “Yeah, I mean, I keep thinking that today might be the day that I wear something more than just boxers,” Frinkley told reporters

  • April 1, 2020
Man Hasn’t Put On Pants In 11 Days April 1, 2020
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Quarantined Dad More Than Happy To Grill Every Meal

After spending nearly a week under a “shelter in place” ordinance in his home state of Illinois, Naperville resident and father of three William Randalls has decided that given the circumstances, he has “no choice” but to just use the grill for every meal. “Oh man, you mean I have to grill for every meal?

  • March 26, 2020
Quarantined Dad More Than Happy To Grill Every Meal March 26, 2020
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Local Dad Makes 5th Toilet Paper Joke Of Day

As the Coronavirus has led to restaurant closings, event cancellations, and a run on many important supplies in grocery stores, local dad Jared Jackson has currently made his fifth toilet paper joke of the day. Jackson, who has been cracking a variety of jokes about the state of his grocery store shelves for the past

  • March 18, 2020
Local Dad Makes 5th Toilet Paper Joke Of Day March 18, 2020
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Dad’s Story About First Summer Job Sounds A Lot Like Child Labor

While lecturing his 16-year-old son about the importance of hard work, local dad Gerry Rockfeld discussed his first summer job, and it sounds a lot like it was illegal child labor. “You know, back in my day, we believed in hard work,” the 46-year-old father-of-three was overhead saying. “I remember the summer of ’85, I

  • March 16, 2020
Dad’s Story About First Summer Job Sounds A Lot Like Child Labor March 16, 2020
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