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Dad Sends 5th Email Of Day With Subject ‘Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Check This Out’

As reported by his exasperated 16-year-old son Jeremy, 47-year-old dad Bill Weathers, as of 1:45 PM today, has already sent a fifth email out to all of his contacts with a subject line reading “Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Check This Out.” While the subject line has been the same in all instances, each email has been

  • June 30, 2017
Dad Sends 5th Email Of Day With Subject ‘Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Check This Out’ June 30, 2017
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Dad Joins Pickup Basketball Game, Calls Most Fouls

Akron, Ohio – Area father of three, Michael Williams, 50, is the subject of some on-court controversy regarding pickup basketball participation at the YMCA. Several eye-witness reports indicate that during the first 15 minutes of recreational basketball play, Williams calls a foul on every possession he has on a consistent basis. When asked about his affinity

  • May 12, 2017
Dad Joins Pickup Basketball Game, Calls Most Fouls May 12, 2017
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Local Dad Concerned By Rise In Funny Business Among Teens

Torrance, Calif. – Area father, Lyle Collins, 47, is being vocal in his concerns over what he fears is a rise in misbehavior among teens. “I literally check in on them all the time,” Collins said. “Whether my daughter is hanging out with her girl friends or a few boys, I can’t help but suspect

  • April 13, 2017
Local Dad Concerned By Rise In Funny Business Among Teens April 13, 2017
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Hell Freezes Over: Local Dad Actually Likes His Daughter’s New Boyfriend

Local residents are at a loss of words upon release of the shocking news that neighborhood dad Jack Anderson actually likes Jayson Garret, the high school senior who has just started dating his 16-year-old daughter Jessica. Experts simply can’t explain how Anderson, who once drove Jessica to a date at a drive-in theater and stayed in

  • February 10, 2017
Hell Freezes Over: Local Dad Actually Likes His Daughter’s New Boyfriend February 10, 2017
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Dad Using The Wrong Emojis Again

Local dad Keith Anderson came under considerable fire recently by his 17-year-old son and 15-year-old daughter for his flagrant and downright confusing misuse of emojis in typical text conversations. “It’s awful,” his son Dylan told reporters. “Like, he’ll text ‘going to the grocery store, need anything’ and follow it with a ghost emoji and a dog

  • January 21, 2017
Dad Using The Wrong Emojis Again January 21, 2017
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