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Dad Surprises Family By Taking Them To TGI Friday’s On A Wednesday

After promising a “treat” to his Long Island family, local father Frank Johnson surprised them with a Wednesday trip to TGI Friday’s. “Honey, kids, look! We’re going to Friday’s! On a Wednesday! Isn’t that crazy?” The trip was a surprise, both in the dad-joke friendly day of choice, as well as the fact that the

Dad Surprises Family By Taking Them To TGI Friday’s On A Wednesday
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Dad Refers To T-Bone Steak As Light Snack

Reports indicate that local dad Gary Scoville has briefly fired up his grill with a single steak at 3:30 in the afternoon to cook up what he is referring to as a “light snack before dinner.” “It’s nothing much, just a little something to tide me over,” Scoville said while salting and peppering his steak

Dad Refers To T-Bone Steak As Light Snack
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Dad Changes iPhone Text Magnification from 250% to 1000%

In a move that came about six months later than it should have, local dad Keith Ericson finally caved in and changed the magnification of his phone’s text from 250% to a more easy-to-read 1000%. “Guess the peepers ain’t what they used to be,” Ericson joked as he finished changing the view settings on his

Dad Changes iPhone Text Magnification from 250% to 1000%
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Fan Predicts That Every Flag Against Offense Is A Hold

While watching the early afternoon, late afternoon and night NFL games, local dad and self-described “NFL expert” Dave Freeman was able to predict a hold every time a flag was thrown in the middle of the play. “Oh, flag on the play,” the 43-year-old father who last played football as a senior in high school

Fan Predicts That Every Flag Against Offense Is A Hold
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Dad Declares He Won’t Shave Until His Team Makes Playoffs

Undeterred by the fact his favorite NFL team has not won a playoff game in over 20 years, Midwest native Fred Wilson is declaring to anyone in earshot that he will not shave until they win one. “They had a strong draft and I feel confident they can win this season, but I think my

Dad Declares He Won’t Shave Until His Team Makes Playoffs