"You know, the pepperoni parts are a lot thinner than they were when they first came out, but it's still pretty good," Gruden told reporters.

When asked about the impressive feat, Growse simply shrugged and said, "I don't know. I just like cheese balls."

Jeremy Rodgers has made the difficult decision to not invite his in-laws over for Thanksgiving due to, in his words, "Um, yeah let's say COVID."

"I don't get why people have an issue with them. They're pretty good," Peters told reporters, likely during a psychotic break.

“Yeah, I might have gotten a bit heavy-handed,” he told reporters while hoisting up a six-foot-tall plastic mummy. “But I just got into the spirit of the holiday I guess.”