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Local Crazy Man Actually Likes Candy Corn

  • October 22, 2020

Shocking reports are coming out of Concord, Massachusetts that indicate Michael Peters, a 34-year-old sales associate and potentially crazy person, actually likes eating candy corn.

“I don’t get why people have an issue with them. They’re pretty good,” Peters told reporters, likely during a psychotic break.

“Why are you saying I’m crazy? They’re tasty!” the demented man continued.

The stark raving mad Peters closed his remarks with the truly insane statement of, “I just like candy corn, okay?”


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