History was made by local dad Christopher Meckert when the father of three set a new record by logging seven full hours of naps during this year’s Thanksgiving festivities. Meckert, whose previous personal best was five hours of napping during Father’s Day in 2015, set the record thanks in part to his indifference towards the
As he and his family were preparing to leave for dinner last night, 45-year-old Bill Benson asked his son “how his hair looked,” despite the fact he is completely bald. “It’s just a little joke I like to make from time to time,” said Benson. “See, it’s funny because I have no hair. Get it?”
This Friday at “The Cantina,” 28-year-old Schaumburg, Illinois resident Jeremy Ecklers is, according to onlookers, a little too excited to hear “The Safety Dance” playing on the jukebox. Fellow patrons report that as soon as the song began playing, Ecklers could be heard shouting, “Oh hell yeah!” before running to the bar’s dance floor and singing along to
Reports out of Libertyville, Illinois indicate that 44-year-old father of three Eric Benson has been talking a bit too openly about his college dating history to his 16-year-old son Derek, much to Derek’s chagrin. “Yeah, it’s…it’s pretty uncomfortable,” Derek told reporters. “Like, he starts every story with ‘before I met your mother’ and next thing
After losing 79.3-103.9 in his $20 buy-in, 12-team keepers league, and dropping his season record to .500, Fantasy Football player Sam Blissell has taken the loss weirdly personally. “I can’t believe this!” Blissell was overheard shouting, in response to the NFL players he will never meet failing to achieve the projected point totals arbitrarily assigned
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