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Man Has 6 Different Kinds Of Mustard In Fridge

Despite the incredible volume of mustard in his home, Tyson admitted that he's pretty sure the last time he's actually purchased any mustard was, "Probably two years ago."

  • February 1, 2021
Man Has 6 Different Kinds Of Mustard In Fridge February 1, 2021
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Dad Wonders If This Is Last Super Bowl He’ll Spend With Favorite Recliner

Gary Benson of rural Michigan recently became nostalgic when contemplating whether this Super Bowl would be his last with his gray, pleather recliner. The two have been watching the big game together since 2009. “We’ve had some good times together,” said Benson, resting his Coors Light on the armrest. “Talk about a great run. We’ve

  • January 28, 2021
Dad Wonders If This Is Last Super Bowl He’ll Spend With Favorite Recliner January 28, 2021
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Dad’s First-Ever Tweet Sent To @Applebees

In his post, Henders, who has never uploaded a photo for his avatar, wrote, "@applebees love the artichoke dip whats ur secret 😀 i want to make it forthe super bowl."

  • January 25, 2021
Dad’s First-Ever Tweet Sent To @Applebees January 25, 2021
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Dad Just Itching For Chance To Use Snow Blower

"So far, we've just got some dusting here and there, nothing needing anything more heavy duty than a shovel. But man, the moment we get more than just a few inches, I can't wait to bring that bad boy out."

  • December 30, 2020
Dad Just Itching For Chance To Use Snow Blower December 30, 2020
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Dad Resolves To Spend More Time With Table Saw Next Year

2020 was a year full of regret for local dad Ken Benson, who didn’t spend nearly enough time working on projects in the garage. According to the 45-year-old insurance salesman, time was limited. Between monitoring his kids on their school Zoom calls, working from home, and various chores around the house, he was only able

  • December 20, 2020
Dad Resolves To Spend More Time With Table Saw Next Year December 20, 2020
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