Insisting that he “totally has this under control,” 38-year-old Raleigh, North Carolina resident Cam Anderson has managed to turn a small plumbing issue that would have cost $50 to repair into a disaster that will likely end up setting him back hundreds of dollars. Anderson, who has very little experience of knowledge in plumbing matters,

Husband and father Nick Benson is going to realize Sunday is Mother’s Day any moment now, according to witnesses. “He’s just got that look about him,” said his daughter. “It usually happens like the night before a big holiday or anniversary. He just bolts upright and realizes he has to run to the store before

Hoping to save Americans plenty of time and aggravation, the National Dad Council (NDC) has proposed a bill they want Congress to pass that calls for cuts of any kind to be preceded by a minimum of two measurements. “You want to measure three times? That’s fine too,” said Bob Benson, a spokesman for the

After spending four hours sanding, staining and polishing a coffee table Saturday afternoon, local dad Daniel Aimsworth proceeded to spend a full additional 30 minutes describing the process to family and friends, greatly overestimating their interest in the material. “Now, you see, at this point I had to switch over to my 600 grit sandpaper,