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Man’s Fridge Contents 80% Beer and Cheese

Multiple reports out of Des Moines, Iowa indicate that local resident Jonathan Rivers, 27, has a fridge mostly stocked with just beer and cheese. While Rivers does have non-dairy and non-alcoholic options at his disposal, such as condiments and a single container of Chinese takeout from last Tuesday, the vast majority of space is taken

  • May 22, 2019
Man’s Fridge Contents 80% Beer and Cheese May 22, 2019
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Dad’s Golf Game Struggling Ever Since He Started Keeping Score

Local dad Andrew Smalls recently announced that his golf game has begun struggling, ever since he decided to start keeping score. “It’s the darndest thing,” the father-of-three who considered himself a seven handicap, said. “I remember when I’d just play through without keeping score, I was getting all these drives and my short game was

  • May 14, 2019
Dad’s Golf Game Struggling Ever Since He Started Keeping Score May 14, 2019
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Man Adds Third And Fourth Grills To Collection

Unable to decide between two different grills during a recent visit to The Home Depot, 48-year-old John Benson ended up buying both, bringing his total number of backyard grills to four. “I already had a Traeger and a Kamado Joe, so I had pellet and charcoal covered,” he said. “But to really complete the set,

  • May 13, 2019
Man Adds Third And Fourth Grills To Collection May 13, 2019
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Dad Very Proud Of Dog…Oh And You, Too

After spending nearly two hours trying to teach the family lab how to fetch, Dad is happy to report that Sparky is a natural. “I’m so proud of you,” he told Sparky in a high-pitched voice. “Yes I am. Yes I am.” When he spotted you entering the backyard, Dad forced a smile and said,

  • May 10, 2019
Dad Very Proud Of Dog…Oh And You, Too May 10, 2019
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Man Wowed By Meat And Cheese In Same Packaging

Claiming he had now “seen everything,” 38-year-old John Benson of Chicago was shocked after finding a magical combo of meat and cheese in the same package on the shelf of his local grocery store. “I mean, sure, we’ve all seen the little snack packets of crackers with a tiny slice of cheese and a sliver

  • May 8, 2019
Man Wowed By Meat And Cheese In Same Packaging May 8, 2019
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