Although it was painful, you finally understood just how right your father was as you once again discovered the remote control you’d searched so painstakingly for in the last place you looked. “My god, he was right. He was right all along,” you said to yourself as you pried the black plastic clicker from the

After what he’d thought would be a low-key conversation about marijuana legalization, local man Dan Simpson was unsettled to find that his son actually knows a lot about LSD. “I mean, a lot. He talked about it for five straight minutes,” the 55-year-old father told reporters. “I always figured he’d drink and try weed. I

Lewis Elwood was reportedly seen eyeing the electric golf cart up for grabs at the Pelton’s estate sale last Friday. “It’s only a 5 or 6-minute drive to the club in the car,” Elwood remarked to his absent-minded son, whom he’d dragged to the estate sale on a Saturday just to “check things out.” “It’d

“See how quickly that got cool?” local dad Bob Benson bragged to his neighbor, who had stopped by the house to check out his new AC system. “55,000 BTUs will do that.” Benson, who reportedly considered systems ranging from 36,000 all the way up to 70,000 BTUs, is extremely proud of his choice. “Any more

With temperatures rising and summer fast approaching, dads nationwide have announced the official start of Cargo Shorts Season. This is a later-than-usual start for Cargo Shorts Season, which generally runs from the middle of May up until mid-September, due to a colder-than-anticipated spring. “Cargo Shorts Season is an important time of year for dads everywhere,”