Shortly after making a $250 purchase of a power sander at the local hardware store, local dad Dennis Hay was overheard begging his two children to “not tell mom” about the transaction. Hay, who originally was going to the store just to pick up some caulk, was captivated by the sander and immediately made the

Reports indicate that a picnic attended by Joseph Kendall, 42, his wife Karen and their two children has been “completely ruined” by the appearance of a cooler containing only diet soda. The cooler in question, which held exactly zero beers and failed to even include a full-calorie beverage, was packed by Kendall’s wife without any

As the seemingly random feud between pop music pretty-boy, Justin Bieber, and diminutive action hero, Tom Cruise, reached a fever pitch last Wednesday, local father Ben Stumper was reported saying he was pretty sure he could take Bieber in the ring. “That little guy’s got nothing, even I could take him,” the 39-year-old IT specialist