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Sunday Picnic Ruined By Cooler Full Of Diet Soda

  • June 17, 2019

Reports indicate that a picnic attended by Joseph Kendall, 42, his wife Karen and their two children has been “completely ruined” by the appearance of a cooler containing only diet soda.

The cooler in question, which held exactly zero beers and failed to even include a full-calorie beverage, was packed by Kendall’s wife without any consultation, and most definitely deflated what had promised to be a relaxing Sunday picnic.

The cooler of diet soda proved to be a bad omen, as it was revealed that all of the food items packed were “healthy sandwiches” with largely vegetarian options. Kendall claims the picnic was the worst he had seen since one in 2015 that saw torrential rain as well as a cooler filled with only Capri Suns.


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