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Man Finally Asks for Directions In Dire 11th Hour Situation

It was only in the last second when all hope seemed lost that local man, Bryan Singer, rolled down his window to ask for directions from a guy at the bus stop. The sun had long since set and Singer had been driving around for an hour and a half already, in search of the

  • July 3, 2019
Man Finally Asks for Directions In Dire 11th Hour Situation July 3, 2019
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Dad Finally Caves In, Installs AC Window Units

With temperatures rising up to the high-80s in much of the Midwest, Indianapolis dad Gerald Antony has finally caved in and decided to install the window air conditioning units into his four bedroom home. Antony, who refuses to invest in central air, calling it a “scam,” spent most of the afternoon going down to his

  • July 3, 2019
Dad Finally Caves In, Installs AC Window Units July 3, 2019
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Local Dad Insists He Could Organize Better Fireworks Display

After years of attending his hometown’s local July 4th fireworks display, local dad Johnathan Franklin insists that he could do a “much better job” on his own. “Listen, the fireworks they do are fine. But that’s the thing, they’re just fine. I think they could be great. Honestly, if they gave me, like, two grand,

  • June 26, 2019
Local Dad Insists He Could Organize Better Fireworks Display June 26, 2019
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Dad Preps 30 Questions For Daughter’s New Boyfriend

In preparation of meeting his 17-year-old daughter’s new boyfriend for the first time, local dad Brent Frances has prepared an exhaustive list of 30 questions. This marks the first time Frances will meet a boy dating his daughter, and he has made sure to be prepared. Frances plans on asking basic questions, such as the

  • June 26, 2019
Dad Preps 30 Questions For Daughter’s New Boyfriend June 26, 2019
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Croc Sacrificed To Space Mountain Moving Sidewalk

DISNEY WORLD, FL — After a 3-hour wait in hellish summer conditions, exasperated father Jim Nelson gave up on retrieving his left Croc from the moving sidewalk inside of Space Mountain. According to reports, the shoe became stuck in the conveyer’s mechanism during a sudden lurch in the crowd that sent the family several feet

  • June 26, 2019
Croc Sacrificed To Space Mountain Moving Sidewalk June 26, 2019
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