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Dad Uses Heat Wave As Excuse To Walk Around House In Tighty-Whities

With record temperatures throughout the nation this summer, one local dad has used the triple-digit temps as an excuse to walk around the house wearing only a pair of white briefs and nothing else. Josh Gandon, 45, has managed to avoid wearing any pants or shirts around the house for the last few weeks, pointing

  • July 23, 2019
Dad Uses Heat Wave As Excuse To Walk Around House In Tighty-Whities July 23, 2019
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Dad Who Just Discovered Uber Won’t Stop Talking About It

Ever since downloading the popular ride share app Uber and using it for the first time, local dad Eric Randerson has refused to stop talking about the service used by millions daily. “Have you guys ever tried this Uber?” Randerson was overhead telling several coworkers who have been using Uber and Lyft for years. “It’s

  • July 17, 2019
Dad Who Just Discovered Uber Won’t Stop Talking About It July 17, 2019
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Man Cave Really Just Basement With Old TV

BLUE SPRINGS, MO— In what can only be described as a pathetic display, local man Dwight Dunn led two guests down into his self-styled man cave, which was really just an old basement with a TV. “So I got the setup here, as you can see,” Dunn told his guests, gesturing broadly to the 34

  • July 13, 2019
Man Cave Really Just Basement With Old TV July 13, 2019
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New Balance Sparks Controversy With “Slightly Off-White” Sneakers

New Balance has sent shockwaves throughout the dad community with the recent announcement of their release of 990v4 sneaker, which comes in a “slightly-off-white” color, as opposed to the standard, dad-approved white sneakers. “I can’t believe what I’m seeing!” one local dad was overheard exclaiming. “What’s that shade on there? These can’t be new shoes,

  • July 9, 2019
New Balance Sparks Controversy With “Slightly Off-White” Sneakers July 9, 2019
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Dad Secretly Proud To Find Son Sneaking Beer From Fridge

Shortly after catching his 14-year-old son trying to steal a beer from his fridge and grounding him for the next week, 43-year-old father Kevin Patch admitted to several friends that he was secretly proud of his son’s attempt. “I mean, obviously, he’s in deep trouble. Obviously. He’s way too young to be drinking beer, and

  • July 9, 2019
Dad Secretly Proud To Find Son Sneaking Beer From Fridge July 9, 2019
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