Shortly after his team’s kicker missed a 31-yard-field goal, 29-year-old local fan Jason Rambles confidently announced that he “definitely would have made that.” “No doubt about it, if you put me on that field, I’m making that kick,” Rambles told his friends and several nearby bar patrons. “Only 31 yards? That’s basically a gimme. What

Winking Hills Country Club — Reports confirm that local man Glenn Dunlop is not messing around about pegging the ball collector at the driving range today. “I’ll get that little sucker,” Dunlop told his tee neighbor, Karen Le, as he let loose another lob towards the gas-powered golf cart far downrange. That ball’s arc terminated

According to multiple sources, Scottsdale, Arizona native Jonathan Brewer, 35, refuses to eat vegetables unless they have first been cooked on a charcoal grill. Brewer, who refuses to eat any salads or other vegetable side dishes, will, however, gladly eat corn, zucchini, or even romaine lettuce, assuming it has been grilled to the point of

Just in: Dad just resting his eyes for “a sec.” Only moments ago, your father closed his eyes for what looked like a nap, but you should have known better. Although you’ve seen it a hundred times before — Dad, sitting in his regular chair, watching the tail-end of Double Jeopardy, nodding off into a

According to local sources, local father of three Bill Mitkins still gets his hair cut monthly by the same barber he went to in high school. The barber, Curt, confirmed that he has been cutting Mitkins’ hair for over 30 years, with the exception of his college years. Mitkins, who’s had the same hair style