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Dad’s First-Ever Tweet Sent To @Applebees

In his post, Henders, who has never uploaded a photo for his avatar, wrote, "@applebees love the artichoke dip whats ur secret 😀 i want to make it forthe super bowl."

  • January 25, 2021
Dad’s First-Ever Tweet Sent To @Applebees January 25, 2021
Satire

Dad Just Itching For Chance To Use Snow Blower

"So far, we've just got some dusting here and there, nothing needing anything more heavy duty than a shovel. But man, the moment we get more than just a few inches, I can't wait to bring that bad boy out."

  • December 30, 2020
Dad Just Itching For Chance To Use Snow Blower December 30, 2020
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Dad Just Casually Wearing Santa Suit Around House

"Yeah, it's been kind of festive, but kind of weird," Fulton's 15-year-old son Aaron told reporters. "Like, it's not as if he's playing the part. He's going by 'dad' and everything. He's just walking around in the suit, like it's a normal thing."

  • December 17, 2020
Dad Just Casually Wearing Santa Suit Around House December 17, 2020
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Local Dad Really Misses Eating At Chili’s

Bilson added that he has ordered take out from the national chain about a dozen times over the past few months, but adds, "It's not quite the same. I miss the whole Chili's experience."

  • December 4, 2020
Local Dad Really Misses Eating At Chili’s December 4, 2020
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Uh Oh: Dad Declares Himself A “Robe Guy”

"Listen, when I'm lounging around the house, why should I bother with jeans or shirts? Nope, just hanging out in a robe. It's pure comfort."

  • November 27, 2020
Uh Oh: Dad Declares Himself A “Robe Guy” November 27, 2020
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