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Uh Oh: Dad Declares Himself A “Robe Guy”

  • November 27, 2020

Much to the surprise of his family and friends, 40-year-old Andrew Manning has announced that he is now “a robe guy.”

“Listen, when I’m lounging around the house, why should I bother with jeans or shirts? Nope, just hanging out in a robe. It’s pure comfort.”

Manning claims his robe, which is satin and was purchased from Amazon for around $70, keeps him warm in the winter, without being too thick for the summer, and is the modicum of comfort.

“What can I say,” he said, adding, “I’m just a robe guy now.”


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