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Man Cures Flu With 7-Up And Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup

After coming down with the flu earlier this week, 29-year-old Jim Lee announced that he successfully cured his illness by consuming a combination of 7-Up and Campbell’s condensed chicken noodle soup. Lee, who subsisted almost entirely on the salty broth and lemon-lime drink, insists that his malady would have lasted much longer if not for

Man Cures Flu With 7-Up And Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup
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Dad Insists On Saying “Beer Me” At Parties

Much to the chagrin of his immediate family, local dad Jonathan Lucas has taken to saying “beer me” at parties when requesting a drink. Lucas, who only recently started making this joke, insists that, “It’s funny, because it’s kind of ironic.” Most of his friends and family seem to disagree. “Oh yeah, I noticed that

Dad Insists On Saying “Beer Me” At Parties
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The 6 Biggest Oscar Snubs, According To Dads

This week saw the announcement of the 2019 Academy Awards nominees. Among the big winners were The Favourite (known as “the one with the costumes” by dads) and Roma (“the black and white one”), but a lot of films were snubbed out of deserved spots. Which movies were the most unfairly treated, according to dads? Best Documentary for

The 6 Biggest Oscar Snubs, According To Dads
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Local Dad’s Facebook Profile Still Same As 10 Years Ago

Upon witnessing the popularity of the 10-year-challenge on Facebook, local Denver father Gary Bolson discovered that his current profile picture remains the same as the one he first used when creating his Facebook account in 2009. Bolson, who is an active user on the site, has thought about changing his profile several times over the

Local Dad’s Facebook Profile Still Same As 10 Years Ago
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Dad Tweeting At Olive Garden Again

Much to the dismay of his wife and children, local dad and Twitter-egg-avatar-user Jeremy Ronalds has begun tweeting at the official Olive Garden account again after a relatively quiet several months. “@olivegarden i like ur bread sticks, thanks” read one tweet posted early this morning, immediately followed by, “went to your Palos Hills location, @olivegarden,

Dad Tweeting At Olive Garden Again