After coming down with the flu earlier this week, 29-year-old Jim Lee announced that he successfully cured his illness by consuming a combination of 7-Up and Campbell’s condensed chicken noodle soup. Lee, who subsisted almost entirely on the salty broth and lemon-lime drink, insists that his malady would have lasted much longer if not for the healing power of his soup and pop combo.
“Oh yeah, I could definitely feel it working,” Lee stated. “After the fourth day of the flu, I was noticing very positive results. Besides, it was the only thing I could stomach, anyway.”
Lee swears that this cure works so well that he claims he’s going to replace his previous flu regimen entirely, which centered around a hot bath, Theraflu, and gargling with saltwater.