Local dad Andrew Smalls recently announced that his golf game has begun struggling, ever since he decided to start keeping score. “It’s the darndest thing,” the father-of-three who considered himself a seven handicap, said. “I remember when I’d just play through without keeping score, I was getting all these drives and my short game was

Insisting that he “totally has this under control,” 38-year-old Raleigh, North Carolina resident Cam Anderson has managed to turn a small plumbing issue that would have cost $50 to repair into a disaster that will likely end up setting him back hundreds of dollars. Anderson, who has very little experience of knowledge in plumbing matters,

After spending four hours sanding, staining and polishing a coffee table Saturday afternoon, local dad Daniel Aimsworth proceeded to spend a full additional 30 minutes describing the process to family and friends, greatly overestimating their interest in the material. “Now, you see, at this point I had to switch over to my 600 grit sandpaper,

Reports from Naperville, Illinois indicate that local dad Thomas Johnson is planning to go to a nearby Home Depot in order to, in his words, “buy, just, so much mulch.” Johnson, who wants to get mulch “everywhere,” says he plans on getting as much mulch as he can possibly fit in his car for various