Shortly after making a $250 purchase of a power sander at the local hardware store, local dad Dennis Hay was overheard begging his two children to “not tell mom” about the transaction. Hay, who originally was going to the store just to pick up some caulk, was captivated by the sander and immediately made the

Reports indicate that a picnic attended by Joseph Kendall, 42, his wife Karen and their two children has been “completely ruined” by the appearance of a cooler containing only diet soda. The cooler in question, which held exactly zero beers and failed to even include a full-calorie beverage, was packed by Kendall’s wife without any

With temperatures rising and summer fast approaching, dads nationwide have announced the official start of Cargo Shorts Season. This is a later-than-usual start for Cargo Shorts Season, which generally runs from the middle of May up until mid-September, due to a colder-than-anticipated spring. “Cargo Shorts Season is an important time of year for dads everywhere,”

Multiple reports out of Des Moines, Iowa indicate that local resident Jonathan Rivers, 27, has a fridge mostly stocked with just beer and cheese. While Rivers does have non-dairy and non-alcoholic options at his disposal, such as condiments and a single container of Chinese takeout from last Tuesday, the vast majority of space is taken