In a momentous milestone, 48-year-old father-of-two Glenn Barkley is currently celebrating the 21st birthday of a pair of briefs he purchased from The Gap in 1998. The underwear, which is now old enough to legally consume alcohol, has been worn by Barkley roughly once every week for that entire span of time, and has, in

Economists and academics nationwide were astonished when it was revealed that Jerry Farland, a 32-year-old man from Barrington, Illinois, managed to spend a mere $250 when shopping at a Costco wholesale store. “This is incredible,” University of Chicago economist George Howard told reporters. “Somehow this young man managed to do a full run at Costco

While playing a recreational game of softball during a family gathering out in Geneva, Illinois, 43-year-old Frank Gerlin managed to pitch the entire game with a fresh beer in his hand at all times. Gerlin, a father of two, gave up only one home run and consumed four beers over the course of the game,

Shortly after his team’s kicker missed a 31-yard-field goal, 29-year-old local fan Jason Rambles confidently announced that he “definitely would have made that.” “No doubt about it, if you put me on that field, I’m making that kick,” Rambles told his friends and several nearby bar patrons. “Only 31 yards? That’s basically a gimme. What

According to multiple sources, Scottsdale, Arizona native Jonathan Brewer, 35, refuses to eat vegetables unless they have first been cooked on a charcoal grill. Brewer, who refuses to eat any salads or other vegetable side dishes, will, however, gladly eat corn, zucchini, or even romaine lettuce, assuming it has been grilled to the point of