6 Dad Jokes Sure To Get You Kicked Out Of The Bar
Intro
These Dad jokes can be used by young and old alike. But be warned: they get the same reaction from all. A swift palm to the face and likely a kind pat on the back as they escort you out.
Person: Where are my sunglasses?
You: I don’t know. Where are my…dadglasses?
*Ask for to-go boxes for your leftovers then proceed:
You: Tupperware? TupperHERE!
*Yelling at earbuds: Why won’t you untangle?!
You: They’d rather knot.
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