Reports indicate that local dad Christopher Glenn, fed up with having raked his lawn three times this autumn already, is strongly considering just mowing over the fresh piles of leaves he found in his yard this morning instead of raking them up. Glenn, who acknowledges that the masticated leaves would not be “the best look”

According to credible sources, Michael Stratsford has not cleaned out his gutters in so long that they are essentially 80% leaves at this point. Other nearby residents have taken notice, including one who pointed out, “I mean, I get that it’s a pain to climb up and clean those gutters out, but when there’s that