Reports indicate that local dad Christopher Glenn, fed up with having raked his lawn three times this autumn already, is strongly considering just mowing over the fresh piles of leaves he found in his yard this morning instead of raking them up. Glenn, who acknowledges that the masticated leaves would not be “the best look” for his lawn, has grown increasingly frustrated raking this fall.
“I don’t recall it being so bad last year,” Glenn stated. “But it feels like every tree has a million leaves on them. And I’m getting leaves from my neighbors blown over onto my yard, too.”
While Glenn has not yet confirmed if he will go through with his drastic plan, he has noted that it would “be much more fun than raking, at least.”