According to sources, the neighbor of local dad Andrew Campers is currently out grilling using his tongs “completely wrong.” In response to this grave error, Campers, who typically only speaks to his neighbors when he is out of charcoal or if they did not clean up after their dog, took the unprecedented step of walking

The entire city of Waukegan, Illinois has been shaken today by the news that local dad Garrett Anderson has lost his grill tongs after hosting a neighborhood barbecue. The 16-inch Winco UT-16HT Extra Heavyweight Utility Tongs, which sell for $8 on Amazon and ship in two days with Anderson’s Prime membership, had been in heavy use