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“You Make A Better Door Than A Window,” Dad Tells Family Dog

While watching a Wizards game last week, Rockville, Maryland resident and father-of-three Jim Andrews was overheard shouting at his Labrador Retriever, Sparky, that he, “Makes a better door than a window.” “Dang it, Sparky, down. I’m trying to watch the game! You make a better door than a window,” Andrews said, completely aware of the

  • February 6, 2018
“You Make A Better Door Than A Window,” Dad Tells Family Dog February 6, 2018
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Family Dog Only Listens To Dad

Multiple reports are coming in indicating that Goldie, the family dog of the Sharps, only will respond to commands of one person: 54-year-old father-of-three, Daniel Sharp. Sharp, who adopted the dog a year prior due to the nagging of his sons, aged 8, 10 and 12, apparently has connected with the dog in a way

  • January 19, 2018
Family Dog Only Listens To Dad January 19, 2018
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