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Dad Rule: Only Dad Can Handle And Operate The TV Remote

It’s time again to add a new rule to the Official Handbook of Dad. The patriarchal guide, created by the Founding Fathers and continuously updated by the top dads of the day, provides needed guidance and wisdom to dads everywhere. Ponder carefully, this week’s proposal: Only dad may handle and operate the TV remote. There

Dad Rule: Only Dad Can Handle And Operate The TV Remote
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“Oh You’re Not Going Out Dressed Like That,” Dad Says Yet Again

Sources report that Hailey, the 16-year-old daughter of Jonathan Markson, has been forced a third time to change her outfit before going to the movies with her boyfriend. Each time she has worn what she felt to be a sensible outfit, until being told by Markson, “Oh no, there’s no way you’re going out dressed

“Oh You’re Not Going Out Dressed Like That,” Dad Says Yet Again