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Classic Dad NFL Predictions — Week 8, 2017

As we approach halftime of both the NFL season as well as our lives, sometimes dad brainpower fades (or, at the very least, gets a little fuzzy). Which is why smart dads carry around a giant coach’s play calling sheet set up for our everyday tasks. It’s cool to look like Andy Reid walking down

Classic Dad NFL Predictions — Week 8, 2017
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Classic Dad NFL Predictions — Week 2, 2017

Sponsored by MyBookie It’s week two of the NFL season or, as dads like to say, “Honey, kids, here’s the credit card. Go to the mall or wherever for eight hours this Sunday so I can watch some quality professional football in my DadCave in peace.” Dads also like to call holding on every play

Classic Dad NFL Predictions — Week 2, 2017
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Rumored Charcoal Shortage Has Nation’s Dads Freaking Out

As the football season gets into full swing, America’s dads and tailgating enthusiasts everywhere were stunned by reports that charcoal supplies have been dwindling since late 2016. “This is not fake news,” Dallas native Bob Benson told his son as they ran a red light on their way to the local hardware store. “Your Uncle

Rumored Charcoal Shortage Has Nation’s Dads Freaking Out
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6 Complaints Every Dad Will Have During Mayweather-McGregor

On August 26th, Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor will square off for the biggest fight of the year. Millions will pay to watch it, including your dad, who will have some very specific issues with the fight. And here are those complaints, presented by MyBookie.ag. 1) “I paid how much for this?” A hundred dollars.

6 Complaints Every Dad Will Have During Mayweather-McGregor
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Local Dad Wonders Why Everything Can’t Be Ranch-Flavored

What started out as a simple joke turned into a 10-minute lecture to friends and family when 43-year-old Mark Benson mused what the world would be like if more things were ranch-flavored. “I’m just saying it would solve all kinds of problems,” he said as he munched on another handful of HONCHOS organic tortilla chips.

Local Dad Wonders Why Everything Can’t Be Ranch-Flavored