Ever since purchasing a keyboard tie three days ago, Fairlawn, Ohio dad John Hinsmore has been seen about town wearing his new novelty clothing item every day. Residents are unsure what to think about this development, as while Hinsmore has a reputation for wearing “goofy” clothing, he rarely repeats outfits with such frequency. “I mean,
Phil Benson of Dallas, Texas prides himself on being a responsible parent, which is why he took a moment between his fifth and sixth beers Sunday afternoon to instruct his kids on the proper way to handle fireworks this Independence Day weekend. “Go grab me a beer, Jimmy, I want to talk to you kids about fireworks
It was supposed to be a chance to bond when Cleveland native Mark Benson visited his son Dylan at Ohio State University. Instead, Benson was crushed to find the 19-year-old had gone in with his two roommates on purchasing a gas grill. “I thought I taught the boy better,” said Benson, dismayed. “Why the hell am
Miami, Fla. – Quarter 2 earnings from Girl Scouts of America have been released and it is reported that Alyssa Liles, 8, has totally crushed Girl Scout Cookie sales. Liles is the daughter of Daniel Liles, 38, who is the Executive Vice President of Sales and Marketing for a large consumer goods corporation. In an exclusive
The family of Brett Shephard was shocked today when the 43-year-old father of two sent out a group text message that contained absolutely no spelling or grammatical errors. This text, first reported by his 21-year-old daughter Ashley, has stunned a family used to incoherent and illegible text messages from the less-than-savvy cell phone user. “Okay
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