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Refusing To Call Plumber, Dad Rents Porta Potty Instead

After trying in vain for a week to fix a so-far undiagnosed issue with the family’s primary bathroom, resident dad Arthur Franklin has somewhat given in to the demands of his family. However, instead of calling a plumber, he has instead decided to settle by renting a Porta Potty and placing it in the back

Refusing To Call Plumber, Dad Rents Porta Potty Instead
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Father Relieved Family At Airport Gate Two Hours Early

Los Angeles International Airport — The Erickson family recently arrived at the gate two hours and one minute before their scheduled takeoff time, much to the relief of family patriarch Bill Erickson. The Ericksons were en route to Boston, Mass. for a family reunion this summer. Erickson insisted that they arrive early to ensure they don’t miss

Father Relieved Family At Airport Gate Two Hours Early
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Local Dad Classes Up Barbecue With ‘Formal’ Cargo Shorts

52-year-old John Friedmont has informed reporters he plans to blow away his neighbors by showing up to a nearby barbecue wearing his “formal” cargo shorts. “Check these babies out,” Friedmont said, holding up a par of dark khaki shorts. “This is premium stuff here. Most of my shorts are beige, but these fellers are full-on

Local Dad Classes Up Barbecue With ‘Formal’ Cargo Shorts
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Neighborhood Rocked As Local Dad Suggests Guns N’ Roses Just Okay

In breaking news that has rocked the close-knit suburban community of Arvada, Colorado, local dad Keith Anders has admitted that he thinks Guns N’ Roses, the prominent 1980s hard rock band beloved by dads worldwide, is “just okay.” “Sure, I mean, I like Appetite for Destruction, but I only really listen to ‘Welcome to the

Neighborhood Rocked As Local Dad Suggests Guns N’ Roses Just Okay
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Dad Launches Formal Investigation Into Who Touched Thermostat

Citing his status as “the one who pays the bills around here,” Texas father-of-three Mike Benson recently launched a formal investigation into who adjusted the thermostat from 72 to 68 while he was at work. “I was at the job site today and something just felt off,” said Benson. “It was like a disturbance in the

Dad Launches Formal Investigation Into Who Touched Thermostat