The sudden closing of Sam’s Clubs nationwide has caused one local dad to wonder where he’ll get those 4-pound cans of tuna he loves? “The thing about Sam’s is that I get the wholesale price every day. I mean, I’m sorry, I said I wouldn’t cry…” said Jeb Benson of Illinois, holding back the tears.
It’s been 14 full days since the check engine light illuminated on the dash of his 2011 Honda Accord, but local teen Mark Ramirez still hasn’t done anything about it. “It looks kind of like a room map from an old video game or something,” he said. “Like, see those are the doors on the
An Iowa man set a new personal best by assembling and devouring a 3,400-calorie snack just after midnight recently. Brad Benson, 42, couldn’t sleep, so he went downstairs to the kitchen and “had himself a little snack” consisting of three turkey sandwiches, a bag of Doritos and three slices of cold pizza his teen son
Dads across the country have reported a sharp rise in unsanctioned thermostat adjustments due to extremely cold weather. “When I go to bed, the thermostat is set at 68 degrees, which is plenty warm by the way,” said Chicago dad Sam Benson. “I wake up and it’s 72. You tell me if you think I’m
A year after receiving two neckties and a pair of jeans for Christmas, local dad Kevin Denton sent a letter to Santa asking for a quarter million dollar industrial grade Caterpillar Bulldozer this year. “All I want for Christmas is a D9t or a D10T2 with at least 450 horsepower and 1100 cubic inches of
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