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Dad Has Two Phone Belt Clips For Some Reason

Reports are coming out from Long Island, New York that local dad Richard Schuller has been seeing wearing two separate phone belt clips for some reason. Initial sightings indicate that each clip does in fact contain a phone, with one holding an old Motorola Razr and the other holding an iPhone 7S. While Schuller, 48,

Dad Has Two Phone Belt Clips For Some Reason
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Dad Keeps Asking Son How To Transfer CDs To His “iTune Thing”

Local teen Skyler Johnson has recently expressed frustration with his father, Richard, who has asked the 15-year-old for help with his “iTune” four times so far this week. Richard, 53, apparently seems unable to figure out how transfer the music from his collection of hundreds of CDs onto iTunes on his 5-year-old laptop, and has

Dad Keeps Asking Son How To Transfer CDs To His “iTune Thing”
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Local Dad Sniffs Expired Milk, Then Sips It Before Pouring It Down Drain

During a late night snack incident, local father Steven Brentings was seen discarding a carton of milk that had gone bad. However, the process involved far more sampling of the milk than many deemed necessary. According to sources, Brentings first looked at the sell by date, which indicated that the milk should have expired a

Local Dad Sniffs Expired Milk, Then Sips It Before Pouring It Down Drain
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Family Dog Only Listens To Dad

Multiple reports are coming in indicating that Goldie, the family dog of the Sharps, only will respond to commands of one person: 54-year-old father-of-three, Daniel Sharp. Sharp, who adopted the dog a year prior due to the nagging of his sons, aged 8, 10 and 12, apparently has connected with the dog in a way

Family Dog Only Listens To Dad
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Breaking News: Dad Trying To Fix It Himself Again

A local family is on high alert after 39-year-old father Kevin Jansen has decided to attempt to fix the wiring in the baby’s room, despite having very little working knowledge of electrical systems or even basic home repair. “Well the bulb wasn’t working so I figured I’d just get in there and see what’s what,”

Breaking News: Dad Trying To Fix It Himself Again