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“You’re Holding Your Tongs Wrong,” Man Informs Neighbor

According to sources, the neighbor of local dad Andrew Campers is currently out grilling using his tongs “completely wrong.” In response to this grave error, Campers, who typically only speaks to his neighbors when he is out of charcoal or if they did not clean up after their dog, took the unprecedented step of walking

“You’re Holding Your Tongs Wrong,” Man Informs Neighbor
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Huh, New Neighbor’s Got A Lot Of Tattoos, Observes Dad

With the arrival of a new, younger couple on the 400 block of Sycamore Drive in Grand Rapids, Michigan, local father-of-two Frank Henderson has observed to his family and other neighbors, “Huh, the new neighbor’s got a lot of tattoos.” “Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” Henderson immediately clarified almost too quickly. “Like, they

Huh, New Neighbor’s Got A Lot Of Tattoos, Observes Dad
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Dad Cooking Bacon Shirtless Again

Multiple reports out of Yorkville, Ohio indicate that local 54-year-old father-of-three George Stephens has decided to once again cook bacon for breakfast without bothering to put a shirt on. Stephens had infamously decided to cook bacon shirtless a few weeks earlier, which resulted in the utterance of numerous curse words and minor burns from hot

Dad Cooking Bacon Shirtless Again
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Man Thinks Asking Wife If “It Looks Infected” Counts As Doctor Visit

A few days after cutting his hand during a woodworking project and treating it by “pouring some beer on it,” local dad Quentin Larkin has informed coworkers and friends that he finally scheduled a doctor appointment to look at his injury. Despite this, Larkin has not scheduled an actual appointment with an actual medical professional.

Man Thinks Asking Wife If “It Looks Infected” Counts As Doctor Visit
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Six Dad-Tested Spring Lawn Care Tips

Spring is just around the corner. Naturally this means that after several mow-less months, it’s once again time for dads everywhere to focus on maintaining their lawns. And we’re here to give you some pointers, straight from dad, to ensure your lawn looks spectacular well into the summer. Remove All Sticks, Rocks And Debris From

Six Dad-Tested Spring Lawn Care Tips